You look out of your bedroom window about 01.00 tonight. That torchlight you see will be meBet you can't detect me.
The Retirement Thread
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
You look out of your bedroom window about 01.00 tonight. That torchlight you see will be me
Oooh. We have a stalker in our midst
Are you sure you're not replying to @welsh dragon ?You look out of your bedroom window about 01.00 tonight. That torchlight you see will be me
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I've just had an arsey letter from the UN. It seems my Y fronts contravene strategic treaties limiting the proliferation of biological weapons.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
My old mate Donald Trump will stand by me. No one messes with his mates, do they Mr Erdogan?
That was last nightAre you sure you're not replying to @welsh dragon ?
And the night before
And....
Can you take some advice from an old git.
Hoist your y fronts on a pole. Stand naked in the garden while waving your y fronts .....all the while shouting "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough".
Just make sure mini D is asleep beforehand.
PaulSB
Legendary Member
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
You should know that already!Oooh. We have a stalker in our midst
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
If you are not careful I will get an inferiority complex.I do.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
We can't have that now can we.
classic33
Leg End Member
Torch light will give you away, marking you out as an amateur. Natural light or at a push, night vision goggles are a simple step up.You look out of your bedroom window about 01.00 tonight. That torchlight you see will be me
I tried night vision goggles but her pink bloomers were so bright they blinded me.
Brighter than the barmaid's in the Hoop & Mallet?
