PaulSB
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- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
I've always been a bit of a minimalist........No bloomers though?
The Retirement Thread
- Thread starter Dirk
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Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
There's been a young heron on the trail the last few days. It seems totally confused and a bit lost. I was worried it might be injured so walked up to it quickly to get it to fly, which it did down to the river's edge so it seems ok physically. If it goes back up and sits on the path again I am worried that a big dog might get it as it seems a bit reluctant to move.
GM
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- Location
- North of the river
Morning all.....Another day in paradise! 🌈
Forcast is now for heavy rain in the next hour and steady rain on and off all day.Apparently there are many people who have had parts of fingers bitten off by pet rabbits......their teeth are very sharp.On this morning's walk, met another expat here, from Sweden. He said he once got bitten by a rabbit - now that must take some doing
You beat me to it Mo.No bloomers though?
monkers
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No bloomers though?
He has a thing for Freudian slips - though you won't catch me wearing one.
I have this terrible vision of you riding through Blackburn wearing a thong.
I feel ill
You are not saying you dont wear one......just that we wont catch you wearing it.He has a thing for Freudian slips - though you won't catch me wearing one.
Reminds me. Last year, just joking, I told the girl behind the bar at the golf club that I was wearing one of MrsDs thongs and it was not comfortable.
How did I know she would believe me
. Next thing it was the talk of the club
monkers
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Good morning all. I can't say I slept well, got up in the night and just whiled the time away looking at bike porn. Those De Rosas sure look gorgeous. My Trek sure looks so boring in matt black in comparison - so I polished it up with baby oil! It's given it a nicer sheen.
Any way all this talk of bum flossers- sorry thongs - before breakfast is a bit too much for my sensibilities. I note the men are talking about bunnies again; are they just trying to get me to post another bunny picture? I reckon they are!
Any way all this talk of bum flossers- sorry thongs - before breakfast is a bit too much for my sensibilities. I note the men are talking about bunnies again; are they just trying to get me to post another bunny picture? I reckon they are!
Photos of your bunny? Is that a new word for it ?Good morning all. I can't say I slept well, got up in the night and just whiled the time away looking at bike porn. Those De Rosas sure look gorgeous. My Trek sure looks so boring in matt black in comparison - so I polished it up with baby oil! It's given it a nicer sheen.
Any way all this talk of bum flossers- sorry thongs - before breakfast is a bit too much for my sensibilities. I note the men are talking about bunnies again; are they just trying to get me to post another bunny picture? I reckon they are!
There was an 'expert' on the radio some time ago. He said people have to realise rabbits are not pets.
monkers
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erm ... the Urban Dictionary gives a rather different definition.
bunny
an often young, but not exclusively, male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse
an often young, but not exclusively, male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse
But that's not what I meant either.
Blimey..... that is definitely a new one on me
monkers
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Blimey..... that is definitely a new one on me
Gives Buck Rogers a whole new reputation.
