For a number of years, many years, whenever a teddy appears on the Antiques Roadshow Mrs P will ask "Where's my teddy? You've thrown him out haven't you?"
I have long protested my innocence, unbelieved, for an equal amount of time. I confess to hating clutter and keeping junk (we have a lot) but I'm not completely stupid and value my body parts!
This morning while reorganising the boxes in the loft I thought " I wonder what's in this one?"
teddy has returned and of course I can claim the moral high ground........until the next time