The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

Are you taking the p***? Having eyes that are too close together clearly means a person is guilty. It is a well known fact.

I bet he was a bit 'shifty' as well.

 

[welsh dragon]

I bet he was a bit 'shifty' as well.

Of course. Being shifty is the nail in the coffin.

 

[Dirk]

Of course. Being shifty is the nail in the coffin.

Judge Jeffery's got nothing on us!

 

[PaulSB]

Were his eyes too close together?

Are you taking the p***? Having eyes that are too close together clearly means a person is guilty. It is a well known fact.

I bet he was a bit 'shifty' as well.

Of course. Being shifty is the nail in the coffin.

Judge Jeffery's got nothing on us!

Yep!!!

 

[172traindriver]

Spent an entertaining 30 minutes pulling stuff out of the loft storage cupboards - under the eaves - to get all the Christmas decorations out.

Are they all accounted for?

 

[172traindriver]

I also bought 100 quids worth around 12 years ago with the idea that if I won anything I would invest more. 12 years and absolutely nothing

Probably sums up the worth of the ones I cant locate

 

[numbnuts]

I've just got up..........what have I missed

 

[172traindriver]

I've got the full amount allowable and have only won £25 this year.
Think I might cash 'em in and go on a spending spree.....

Bike, holiday??

 

[172traindriver]

Premium Bonds are a swizz. I only won £10,000 once.

Only once?

 

[172traindriver]

Another one with wet and windy weather. Thank goodness i can't see Dragos underpants.

Thats a scary thought. Have you ever witnessed the sight?

 

[172traindriver]

It's raining so heavily I donned my waterproof SAR gear to walk the dog.

Did you consider the dogs well being?

 

[172traindriver]

On a different note, has anyone else here ever done jury service? I got called some months ago and have to be at the Royal Courts of justice in the Strand on Monday morning. I'm looking forward to it.

Never had the call, wouldnt mind the experience

 

[172traindriver]

very wet and very windy , I fear wigan pier may be submerged

Noah got his ark on standby?

 

[Dirk]

I've just got up..........what have I missed

@Drago sent everyone, who was up early, a cheque for £500.....

 

[welsh dragon]

Thats a scary thought. Have you ever witnessed the sight?

He has posted pictures of the offending articles and it was not a pleasant sight i can tell you. .