The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

Yeah but that’s only because you’ve never been in Debenhams

That's probably not far off the mark! Friends houses, my house when friends come round, theatre, cinema, Ewood Park in a crowd of 20,000, my office, the car .......the list is endless.

The problem is I damaged the nerve which keeps the left eye open. Fell off the garage roof - good story to that - and hit my head. Now when I'm tired I can't stop my left eye closing and sleep follows quickly.

 

[Dirk]

Dentist uodate. He says the tooth needs to come out as there is little left to fill. He offered to do it while I waited .......

Funny that. My dentist does extractions while you wait as well.....

 

[PaulSB]

Funny that. My dentist does extractions while you wait as well.....

whoops.....

 

[roadrash]

Like for the first paragraph,not the second

 

[Dave7]

I've fallen asleep in many places - famous for it - but never Debenhams.

I fell asleep a few weeks ago.....while making love to a beautiful voluptuous 21 year old blond girl.

Then again maybe I was already asleep

 

[welsh dragon]

I fell asleep a few weeks ago.....while making love to a beautiful voluptuous 21 year old blond girl.

Then again maybe I was already asleep

Maybe?

 

[welsh dragon]

Update. You can shop at Debenhams online. Errrrr. A friend told me so.

 

[PaulSB]

That's the children''s rooms cleaned and beds made for the Christmas visit.

I say children because my sons 26,30, 32 seem to revert to being 6,10 and 12 within 5 minutes of arriving home. Dishes? Dishwasher? Where do towels live? Wherever you happen to finish using it! How many times can one use a clean towel? Once but two towels may be required for one shower! Shoes? In porch? In the porch??

Christmas is great.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We had a good morning at the Hatton Locks cafe, though it felt strange to drive out instead of cycling. We had a good turn out, 13 of us round the table, including my good lady, and 5 of the lads had cycled out.

 

[172traindriver]

Good morning folks. A horrible rainy day here.

Much rain today?

 

[172traindriver]

Well it Wales.
Do you get sunshine down there?

Rare commodity I think

 

[172traindriver]

Great excuse for an afternoon nap!

That sounded a nice idea

 

[172traindriver]

Now and again.

When was the last time you saw the sun?

 

[172traindriver]

I fell asleep a few weeks ago.....while making love to a beautiful voluptuous 21 year old blond girl.

Then again maybe I was already asleep

Sounds like an interesting dream

 

[172traindriver]

Update. You can shop at Debenhams online. Errrrr. A friend told me so.

So if you fall asleep at the computer when online could that be classed as falling asleep in Debenhams?