numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Done walking
The Retirement Thread
- Thread starter Dirk
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rustybolts
pedalling tediously
- Location
- Ireland
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
The skirt test?
My first real test involving a skirt was a v.short patchwork suede affair - monumentally forgettable in retrospect but as a 15 year old I was rather chuffed at the time.
Hardly glory days in those teenage years.
Mrs SD once famously described her teenage years as "no money and *hit sex" - probably hits the nail on the head for most of us. NB: nothing to do with me on either count!
gavroche
Getting old but not past it
- Location
- North Wales
My legs and shoulders are aching after a 58 kms hard ride with many steep hills. I was glad to be back home and won't ride for a few days now. Getting older doesn't help.
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
Good distance!
pawl
Legendary Member
- Location
- Desford Leicestershire
Are you sure it wasn’t one of those animal spy camera things the BBC in their nature programs 🐿🐿🐿🐿
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I've only seen one red squirrel in my life, it was on the Isle of Wight at a sun club
ebikeerwidnes
Guru
- Location
- Z’ha’dum
I haven't posted for a few days because we have been on a "small boat" cruise around the Isle of Mull
included Fingal's Cave and several other features close by
ALl the time living on a small boat (more like very small ship) that used to be a long range lifeboat/rescue craft
3 crew - skipper, cook/chef and 'Bosun' aka deck hand and general "do everything else" person
absolutely great holiday!!!
saw amazing scenery that can only be seen from the sea and visited a lot of deserted anchorages - and saw loads of wildlife
Only 8 passengers - max capacity! - and everyone got on well
anyway - came back last night and very glad to get back to our own bed - the cabons are quite small (i.e. very small) and, although the beds were comfortable, sleeping was a problems due to the temperature and worry about falling out!
Anyway - we will be returning!
included Fingal's Cave and several other features close by
ALl the time living on a small boat (more like very small ship) that used to be a long range lifeboat/rescue craft
3 crew - skipper, cook/chef and 'Bosun' aka deck hand and general "do everything else" person
absolutely great holiday!!!
saw amazing scenery that can only be seen from the sea and visited a lot of deserted anchorages - and saw loads of wildlife
Only 8 passengers - max capacity! - and everyone got on well
anyway - came back last night and very glad to get back to our own bed - the cabons are quite small (i.e. very small) and, although the beds were comfortable, sleeping was a problems due to the temperature and worry about falling out!
Anyway - we will be returning!
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
That sounds like fun!
I am pretty sure that is were @oldwheels is based.
It is beautiful. We enjoyed a weeks birdwatching holiday there.
I also enjoyed a SCUBA** diving trip there.
**think OWs is also an ex diver.
BoldonLad
Not part of the Elite
- Location
- South Tyneside
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I have risen!
Q day planned for today.
Q day planned for today.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Cooooee. I am here. 14 deg and sunny for us.
Most exciting this day for me will be picking up Mr WD tablets.
And more pottering in my workroom.
Stay safe peeps
Most exciting this day for me will be picking up Mr WD tablets.
And more pottering in my workroom.
Stay safe peeps
