Think I've secured my place in heaven.
Just got back from the shops and noticed that my neighbour's car had a very soft offside rear tyre.
I just so happened to have my electric pump in the car, so I pumped it up for him.
I then knocked on his door to let him know that he had a slow puncture.
He is a Baptist preacher and was profoundly grateful.
PS. He knows that I'm a lifelong hard atheist. Think I might have created some cognitive dissonance.

Just got back from the shops and noticed that my neighbour's car had a very soft offside rear tyre.
I just so happened to have my electric pump in the car, so I pumped it up for him.
I then knocked on his door to let him know that he had a slow puncture.
He is a Baptist preacher and was profoundly grateful.
PS. He knows that I'm a lifelong hard atheist. Think I might have created some cognitive dissonance.
