There's certainly a distinct possibility.Will you be falling into a pub?
There's certainly a distinct possibility.Will you be falling into a pub?
...........are you not supposed to fall out of them?Will you be falling into a pub?

...........are you not supposed to fall out of them?![]()

Someone here tried to tell us that he accidentally fell into the pub. I daresay you can and do do both for different reasons. Sort of before and after![]()
I tripped on the step!Someone here tried to tell us that he accidentally fell into the pub.

I presume that if you've fallen into a pub you've fallen out of one earlier, which begs the question, will you get served if you've got to the stage you're falling in and out of the local pubs.
. It seems to happen to him frequently.Did you wet the bed ?Wakey wakey people. Rise and shine.![]()
Did you wet the bed ?

Shropshire is nice. A walk up the Wrekin is hard work, but enjoyable.Just got back from a ride around some Shropshire lanes, I am going to have to move over here one day.
Unphased by the lack of bright city lights then?Shropshire is nice. A walk up the Wrekin is hard work, but enjoyable.
I was planning to stay here another few years until Mini D goes up to big school, and then move back to my place at Shetland. However, plans are afoot to build a chuffing great (and un-needed) rail freight temrinal a few miles form us, and if they are successful in getting the planning permission I'll accelerate my plans and move back soonest. I don't bother working, Mrs D only works part time, so there's no real issue at upping sticks and going back. I renew the lease to my tenant in 6 moth cycles, so won't need to wait too long for my gaff to be vacant. Then decide whether to rent out or sell Chez Drago II.