The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

I reckon she's late cos she's lugging home a conveyor belt.

 

[roadrash]

maybe shes gone for the green belt

 

[Dave7]

My first wife told me that.
It turns out 'belt' is slang for 'young stud,'
Oddly it happened to the next 3 wives.

 

[PaulSB]

It turns out 'belt' is slang for 'young stud,'.

She's already got one of those......

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.

 

[classic33]

Night Johnboy.

Night GranPa

 

[PaulSB]

 

[GM]

Morning all. Up early to drop Mrs GM, daughter and SIL off at the station, they're flying off to Rome for our nieces hen do. Thanks to BA they're not coming back until Saturday....yipeee!!! so it's me, the boy and dog for a few days.

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning. I have a horrible cold. My dose hurts and i can't breathe. Mr WD is treating me like i have the plague or some kind of incurable disease.

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

Its wetter than Aquamans garden pond out there.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Good morning folks

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Good morning. I have a horrible cold. My dose hurts and i can't breathe. Mr WD is treating me like i have the plague or some kind of incurable disease.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

This has come up on my facebook page this morning and made me smile.

 

[Dirk]

Mornin'.
Blimey! We had some rain last night.

 

[PaulSB]

Good morning. I have a horrible cold. My dose hurts and i can't breathe. Mr WD is treating me like i have the plague or some kind of incurable disease.

I hope you feel better soon. Hot water bottle, blanket and good book required.