The Retirement Thread

[roadrash]

S.B.D.....silent but deadly

 

[Drago]

No, more wet and unpleasantly squelchy.

 

[Dave7]

No, more wet and unpleasantly squelchy.

I well remember my grandaughter aged 10ish farting and declaring ohh, I think that was a wet one.

 

[roadrash]

are farts supposed to have lumps...

 

[GM]

You are right. We are sitting in a bar drinking beer and eating Tappas. We picked up the bikes. We plan to ride tomorrow. If it rains we will find another bar.😆
Ps. Do I know you?

We haven't actually been introduced, but I'm sure I saw you and your family in Asda's several years ago. Also I'm sure it was you that went flying past me on The Ridgeway 3 or 4 years ago on your Cervelo. Can't remember exactly, a lot of people go flying past me!

 

[welsh dragon]

Silent or deadly ??

Both. And a whole lot more can happen.

 

[welsh dragon]

are farts supposed to have lumps...

With Drago....yes.

 

[derrick]

We haven't actually been introduced, but I'm sure I saw you and your family in Asda's several years ago. Also I'm sure it was you that went flying past me on The Ridgeway 3 or 4 years ago on your Cervelo. Can't remember exactly, a lot of people go flying past me!

You will have to give me a shout next time. The Ridgeway does a nice pint.

 

[Dave7]

Both. And a whole lot more can happen.

You seem to have soooo much knowledge.

 

[Drago]

You seem to have soooo much knowledge.

In her dreams

 

[welsh dragon]

You seem to have soooo much knowledge.

In her dreams

 

[Dave7]

In her dreams

How horrible.......soggy, smelly, pink bloomers.

 

[welsh dragon]

How horrible.......soggy, smelly, pink bloomers.

Ewwwwww

 

[Drago]

Welshie tucks her bloomers into her socks so unpleasant contamination is avoided in the event of a broken arrow incident.

 

[classic33]

With apologies to classic

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And so you should!