On a different note, here's an old Wyoming story about social distancing.... a man was homesteading in the Thermopolis area of Wyoming and hadn't seen another human being for 18 months. Looking up to the northwest ridge he was surprised to see a horseman riding down to his place. When in earshot the stranger said " howdy...I am John Bartlett your neighbor from Sheridan (about 150 miles away) and I heard someone was living by the hot springs and thought I would invite you up for a Christmas party, can you make it?"
The homesteader asked " Can you tell me anything about the party?"
Mr. Bartlett replied "There will be good food, lots to drink, a little dancing and maybe a few fights. Who knows, perhaps you will get lucky!"
The homesteader replied "Count me in and I'll be looking forwards to it. Thanks for the invite".
As Mr Bartlett rode away the homesteader called out "By the way, what should I wear?
Mr Bartlett replied " whatever you want....it's just you and me".