The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Think I'll watch a classic Western film this afternoon.
John Wayne's 'The Undefeated' looks like a goer.

What prog is that on ?

 

[Tenkaykev]

Blimey, you undisciplined rabble! 0530 rise for me every morning, except weekend where I permit myself a lay in with the voluptuous ? Mrs D, in order to give me an extra 30 seconds to have marital relations.

30 seconds, that's impressive unless that includes the cigarette

 

[welsh dragon]

Blimey, you undisciplined rabble! 0530 rise for me every morning, except weekend where I permit myself a lay in with the voluptuous ? Mrs D, in order to give me an extra 30 seconds to have marital relations.

That long eh.

 

[welsh dragon]

30 seconds, that's impressive unless that includes the cigarette

That includes taking his long johns off AND putting them back on afterwards.

 

[Drago]

30 seconds, that's impressive unless that includes the cigarette

Cigarette and a sandwich.

no need to remove the long johns. they're so rotten I can just lower the undercarriage out of any convenient hole.

 

[Dave7]

Blimey, you undisciplined rabble! 0530 rise for me every morning, except weekend where I permit myself a lay in with the voluptuous ? Mrs D, in order to give me an extra 30 seconds to have marital relations.

I used to work with a guy whos wife didn't like sex but allowed him a Sunday morning leg over. He thought it was great.

 

[Drago]

Lets just say I sometimes struggle a bit with Mrs d being 10 years my junior

 

[Dirk]

What prog is that on ?

Youtube.

View: https://youtu.be/K5UxC2JGzC4

 

[Dave7]

Just back from my food delivery. Blimey, its like a ghost town with hardly any vehicles on the roads.
However...........
The council have been out cutting the grass verges
Correct me if I am wrong but since when has that been classed as essential work ?

 

[Drago]

Just back from my food delivery. Blimey, its like a ghost town with hardly any vehicles on the roads.
However...........
The council have been out cutting the grass verges
Correct me if I am wrong but since when has that been classed as essential work ?

People can still work where their job cannot reasonably be done from home, provided they strive to maintain social distancing and take the usual precautions while doing so.

 

[Dave7]

Lets just say I sometimes struggle a bit with Mrs d being 10 years my junior

Theres a joke in there somewhere.

 

[Dave7]

People can still work where their job cannot reasonably be done from home, provided they strive to maintain social distancing and take the usual precautions while doing so.

Is that right? I misunderstood then.

 

[Drago]

did you phone the police to 'grass' on him?

 

[Tenkaykev]

People can still work where their job cannot reasonably be done from home, provided they strive to maintain social distancing and take the usual precautions while doing so.

I'm not sure where I read it but the Captain of one of the rescue/repatriation flights had a dry sense of humour.
In his welcome aboard message he stated that he was working from home 😁

 

[Dave7]

did you phone the police to 'grass' on him?

No. I asked him to nip round and do my lawns.
On a side note.......there are lots of police cars and vans patrolling the streets.