The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Methinks someone has too much time on their hands.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

You in that bad a shape/condition?

No, but our lounge is.

 

[gavroche]

Took the car for a blast and a bit of shopping in Asda as well, fixed the greenhouse and made another fence panel Molly proof, did 30 minutes on the turbo, had a shower and now just taking Molly for a walk before aperitif time with some amuses-gueule ( that's nibbles for you lot).

 

[pawl]

And we have another convert. Welcome to the club of dossers.

Count me in Didn’t get until 8.30am Out for a short ride by 10 30.Blooming windy

 

[pawl]

You know chopping at the chops

[QUOTE="numbnuts, post: 5935



I had this vision of you attacking the queues with your chopper

Just wait for the crude responses. I hope

 

[welsh dragon]

Count me in Didn’t get until 8.30am Out for a short ride by 10 30.Blooming windy

Lazy begger

 

[welsh dragon]

[QUOTE="numbnuts, post: 5935



I had this vision of you attacking the queues with your chopper

Just wait for the crude responses. I hope

.

 

[numbnuts]

[QUOTE="numbnuts, post: 5935



I had this vision of you attacking the queues with your chopper

Just wait for the crude responses. I hope

I've got no axe to grind

 

[classic33]

I've got no axe to grind

Meat cleaver?

 

[Dave7]

Grandson is 22 today. We've just had a whatsapp video type call with him and the family. Blimey it makes you feel distant and isolated. Not complaining, there are people who will never see their loved ones again.
If this virus was tangible we would really love to kick its arse.

 

[screenman]

I never thought my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.

 

[PaulSB]

I never thought my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth.

.......and sanitizer gel is at least 60% proof. @Dave7 did you know??

 

[Dave7]

.......and sanitizer gel is at least 60% proof. @Dave7 did you know??

I've been drinking it for weeks. You get used to the taste after a while.

 

[screenman]

Hand sanitizer and coke, not tried that one, yet.

 

[Drago]

I've been drinking it for weeks. You get used to the taste after a while.

Were not talking about your piss Dave.