Since I seem to be all Apple now I have subscribed to Apple Music. Just asked Siri to play me Beethoven’s 5th Piano Concerto and it found it immediately and started playing. Isn’t technology amazing these days.
it's on youtube
Both should be, but can Siri find them.
What!
Mrs P: "While I'm out could you get the Christmas lights down from the loft."
Mr P: "Certainly"
On returning........
Mrs P: "I'm sure we have more than these?"
Mr P: "I remember you threw quite a lot away. This is the only box marked lights."
Mrs P: "Oh I think I put some in with the decorations."
.......Mr P is in the loft.
Where do you keep your christmas decorations then?
Any guns
Why, in her capacious Bloomers of course!
No surprise there, given you've no loft to put it in.I ain't got a loft either, I do have a little Christmas tree,
it's got no balls on it
but it does have a star on the top
ps No gun cabinet either
