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BoldonLad

Not part of the Elite
Location
South Tyneside
Ahhhh.. Those were the days 👈sarcasm.....

This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls, printed in the early 1960's in the UK.....
When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.
When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest Congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.
Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up, and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”


😂

For reasons I won’t go into, I do our food shopping, early in the morning (7:00) at our local ASDA, same day each week, generally. In the course of this, I regularly encounter a particular woman, also shopping. She is always immaculately turned out, hair coiffed, just the right amount of makeup, dressed as if for an interview. I always wonder at what time in the morning she must start her “getting ready”, and, why do it, for a trip to ASDA?
 

PeteXXX

Cake or ice cream? The choice is endless ...
Location
Hamtun
For reasons I won’t go into, I do our food shopping, early in the morning (7:00) at our local ASDA, same day each week, generally. In the course of this, I regularly encounter a particular woman, also shopping. She is always immaculately turned out, hair coiffed, just the right amount of makeup, dressed as if for an interview. I always wonder at what time in the morning she must start her “getting ready”, and, why do it, for a trip to ASDA?

Better than jimmi-jams & a dressing gown though! 😂
 
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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
The Eagle has landed...

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... off to the pub now. :cheers:
 
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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
The pub is full of bloody cyclists! :laugh:
An organised tour by the looks of it; there's a van outside with 'Peak Tours' on the side.
Bumped into them a couple of years ago in East Devon.
 
For reasons I won’t go into, I do our food shopping, early in the morning (7:00) at our local ASDA, same day each week, generally. In the course of this, I regularly encounter a particular woman, also shopping. She is always immaculately turned out, hair coiffed, just the right amount of makeup, dressed as if for an interview. I always wonder at what time in the morning she must start her “getting ready”, and, why do it, for a trip to ASDA?

Possibly on her way to or from work??
 
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