The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

Hello! We've been in A&E for 3½ hours and waiting to see a doctor. Mrs P fell in the garden and landed very heavily on her shoulder and lower back. Fortunately the Cocodamol have kicked in.

I was five minutes from leaving for my ride. So many different factors combined to mean she was in the garden. Weird how these things happen.

 

[Drago]

Just had a TV licence goon at the door.

I asked, "did you just walk down my drive?"

He confirmed that he had.

"Excellent, then you know the way out." Slammed the door in his face.

Im expecting a visit from Waitrose soon to prove I shop at M&S.

 

[BoldonLad]

Morning all

My birthday today. 71 years old. Whodathunkit?!
MrsDs taking me out for a birthday lunch, I know not where.

Happy birthday

 

[Drago]

Happy Birthday Papa Dirk.

 

[numbnuts]

No doubt tonight it will be like Beirut for the next 7 hours ..........