The Retirement Thread

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Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
Quickly necking a coffee then off out the door with my Satan outfit. Ill be changing at school rather than driving there dressed up as the lord of Christmas.

What sort of Christmas are they celebrating? 😁
 

PaulSB

Squire
Good morning, dank and horrid here. I have a busy day ahead but looking forward to my cards group this afternoon. We play Canasta or Bridge. It's often tricky making up tables of four so I keep myself as a floater. I'm a decent Canasta player and the Bridge people tolerate me from time to time - it's the bidding that flummuxouses me - great word that flummox!!!!

I got a call to the bank of mum and dad last night. A withdrawal has been requested. Heading over for a chat this evening on budgeting! Good thing I ordered the bike in the afternoon :laugh: :laugh:
 

gavroche

Getting old but not past it
Location
North Wales
Eyes, throat, love plums, knees are all good targets.

If youre grabbed round the neck its always fun smacking their elbow from below to bend it in a direction nature never intended.

This is, of course, all last resort welf defence stuff. Not recommended for use on young children or in the bedroom!

Another good, quick defense is a smack on both ears with the palm of your hands.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
MrsP has had trouble starting the car the last day or so. Turns the key and gets a single click. This has happened 5 times now. She does tend to panic a bit about her car.
She got me to 'phone the garage. They said can you bring it up. I said I'll try.
It started first time.
Anyway garage did a battery check and it needs a new one. The original is 8 years old, so not ancient.
They have ordered one, hopefully it will turn up this afternoon.
I got the bus back just as the heavy rain started. :rain:
Another day in paradise.
 
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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
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classic33

Leg End Member
Good morning all.
A damp start to the day, and the weather is going to deteriorate as the day goes on.
Glad to hear you're ok @classic33 after the scuffle you were involved in.
Morning campers 👋

Nasty experience @classic33 Glad you came out of it in (just about) one piece!
The problem with challenging the scroterati is that you never know if they're tooled up or not ☹️
One or two bruises, swollen left arm.
Still unable to figure out how I landed on a wet and dirty pavement with very little dirt ending up on me. Also trying to work out how I got from one side of the road to the other. Did I grab hold of him, he grab hold of me? He didn't like the only thing he got from me, a roll of bin bags, discarded lest than thirty foot from where I hit the pavement.

Police video call this morning, without supporting evidence they're unable to proceed any further. Case closed as far as they're concerned.
The next person he goes for may not be able to give a statement.
 
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