The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Cop phones his chief and says he has an interesting case. A wife just shot her husband for walking on a floor she has just mopped.
Chief asks "have you arrested her then"?
Cop says " not yet, I'm waiting for the floor to dry"

 

[Gunk]

Christmas has officially begun

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Christmas has officially begun

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I never win at Monopoly

Just never do
But I did go through a phase when I played it quite often so I hatched a plan

I would watch certain player that had a good chance of winning and work out their strategy

Once I had done that I would copy that strategy

a few strategies were there
some just bought everything they landed on then did some deals later on
some refused to buy anything except for the higher priced properties and put all their effort into getting hotels on at least one set and relied on that

none of it worked with me - I still lost

 

[PeteXXX]

Pleasant 5 miles walked on this relatively mild Winter Solstice day.. 🐶

 

[Dave7]

Home made wagyu burger with sautèd potatoes, mixed veg and gravy.
Yummy

 

[Binky]

Well that's another 26miles added to the total.
A very pleasant spin around the coastal lanes with Mrs B.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Just been reading some replies to things I posted on another site

some people are arguing with me and telling me I am wrong because
then saying just what I said

Either they didn;t actually read what I said and just assumed I was wrong

or they were replying to someone else and clicked the wrong place

Either way - weird - not sure how to reply to them - probably best to just ignore it!

 

[gavroche]

Bonjour. I have cycled just under 2000kms this year and am amazed that Mo has walked further than I have ridden. Chapeau to you Mo and respect.

 

[Drago]

I've done 2600 miles this year just walking the dog, going to the shop, doctors, etc. Averaging about 7,5 miles a day. I've done 4 miles before 7.30am most days.

 

[classic33]

Christmas has officially begun

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Buy the three Orange ones, if possible. They're statistically the set most likely to be landed on.

 

[Mike Ayling]

It's Winter Solstice, therefore, the shortest day. 🧙‍♂️

Bugger, that means that we will start to get less daylight.

 

[classic33]

Bugger, that means that we will start to get less daylight.

Yours is tomorrow morning, 0203 hrs your time.

 

[Gunk]

Waddesdon this afternoon, bit of a family tradition

 

[classic33]

Waddesdon this afternoon, bit of a family tradition

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That your family house!

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.