Sadly im disqualified from applying. Theee was an incident a few years ago. I fancied some new Y fronts so reported the old ones as stolen. The police asked if I had a photo of the stolen skiddies and I sent them a picture, but the metadata showed the photo was taken some time after the alleged theft. I was a stupid boy and its was a long time ago, but I respect their decision and just want to move on with my Y fronts.
Maybe the next Minister for Housing? Low bar there, it seems 🤷♂️
First decree: no Y Fronts on the washing line during school or bank holidays?

