The Rise Of The Willy on TV

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Wasn't it just something about it being no more erect than Scandinavia?

If some of the Scandinavian films knocking about in the Sixties and Seventies were anything to go by , there should have been some very worried censors.

 

[gaijintendo]

...Last night I was watching a Netflix drama in Spanish where we saw a penis getting shot - graphically. ...

No doubt inspired by Our Robocop Remake

Spoiler: Our RoboCop Remake

View: https://vimeo.com/85903713

A wonderful remake of Robocop by fans. Includes a very similar, but moreso, scene at the 40 min mark...

Generally no more NSFW than the original movie, aside from that one scene...

Haunts me to this day.

 

[Tim Hall]

Acts 9 Verse 5.

 

[Ian H]

This thread gives me the willies.

 

[Spinney]

Acts 9 Verse 5.

 

[TVC]

Someone should get a grip.

 

[User482]

Someone should get a grip.

You really ought to consider that young people with carpal tunnel syndrome could be reading this.

 

[Tin Pot]

Because children don't have penises?

No they have genitals, what type is to be determined by a combination of drugs, judicial oversight and their parents political agenda.

 

[User482]

No they have genitals, what type is to be determined by a combination of drugs, judicial oversight and their parents political agenda.

No politics in the café, please.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

They just do not have the nerve

 

[theclaud]

No, because parents having children around while browsing may not wish to discuss such things. Or explain some of the other phrases they will encounter if reading through the thread.

Give over.

 

[green1]

Mod note: Thread title change is to warn anyone who may be watching with kids (or, indeed, at work). The alternative was locking the thread...

Was top gear not a family friendly program then?

 

[ColinJ]

You really ought to consider that young people with carpal tunnel syndrome could be reading this.

I got a call from a non-tech-savvy friend a few years ago. She said that her PC had slowed to a crawl and asked if I could take a look at it. It was taking nearly half an hour to boot up.

I spent hours clearing out all the viruses and other assorted malware which were clogging it up. It turned out that her 2 rampant teenage sons were visiting every dodgy porno site they could find and were installing anything that the sites asked them to in order to gain access to the precious 'material'.

Once I had scrubbed the machine free of infection, I made my friend the system admin and took away her sons' ability to install anything. I explained that she would have control of what did or didn't get put on the machine.

I got another call a week or two later. The machine was slow again. It turned out that she had got bored of being hassled by the lads to install things for them and had simply handed over her password ....

 

[Blue Hills]

A film called "Nymphomaniac" is sometimes shown on Movies4men or Talking Pictures TV. You not only see an unflacid member but actual penetration shots.

Didn't know that - it's a very curious channel, mostly junk but with some interesting stuff now and again, Like, er, Italian Robin Hood films.
Am assuming that you are referring, unlikely as it sounds, to the Lars Von Trier film.
It's very good, as is his Dogsville.

 

[Andrew_P]

[QUOTE 5049243, member: 45"]I suggest you consider replacing "penis" with one of the following:

• tiddly todge
• man sausage
• cock
• Uncle Humphrey
• fire extinguisher
• cock

[/QUOTE]
Surely every kid called the Penis willy. Wonder where that one originates from. Any reason Cock gets on there twice?