The Rise Of The Willy on TV

[User6179]

If someone mentions penis in a thread title then I think a mod has every right to pull it off immediately !

 

[User482]

Oh yeah.
In before the lock.

 

[green1]

 

[ColinJ]

I didn't find a word for tea fetishism in https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/sexual-fetish_n_4144418.html

Hmm ...

There were some very strange and disturbing items in that list.

Being aroused by fog is pretty weird! I did think that xylophilia was funny though - a whole new meaning to 'getting wood' ...

 

[Andrew_P]

[QUOTE 5049243, member: 45"]I suggest you consider replacing "penis" with one of the following:

• tiddly todge
• man sausage
• cock
• Uncle Humphrey
• fire extinguisher
• cock

[/QUOTE]
Actually now I think of it Uncle Humphrey WTF!

 

[slowmotion]

Spoiler: some my consider offensive

[media]

]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzZ9CnLhWk[/media]


Did I pull it off before the thread gets locked????

Edit: Beaten by Eddy.

 

[Blue Hills]

Hmm ...

There were some very strange and disturbing items in that list.

Being aroused by fog is pretty weird! I did think that xylophilia was funny though - a whole new meaning to 'getting wood' ...

Agree.

The fog thing sounds pretty harmless though.**

"Nowt so queer as folk", as my gran used to say.

** actually, come to think of it I did a very very long time ago have an erotic experience after the John Carpenter film of the same name.

 

[User482]

 

[Adam4868]

Mod note: Thread title change is to warn anyone who may be watching with kids (or, indeed, at work). The alternative was locking the thread...

No worries at our house,my 14 year old son had far more interest in his knob,than I have with mine....

 

[Blue Hills]

Added

Agree with you colin about some of those being mightily disturbing, but what the hell is this? :

Teleiophilia
Arousal to reproductive-aged adults

 

[Mr Celine]

I got a call from a non-tech-savvy friend a few years ago. She said that her PC had slowed to a crawl and asked if I could take a look at it. It was taking nearly half an hour to boot up.

I spent hours clearing out all the viruses and other assorted malware which were clogging it up. It turned out that her 2 rampant teenage sons were visiting every dodgy porno site they could find and were installing anything that the sites asked them to in order to gain access to the precious 'material'.

Once I had scrubbed the machine free of infection, I made my friend the system admin and took away her sons' ability to install anything. I explained that she would have control of what did or didn't get put on the machine.

I got another call a week or two later. The machine was slow again. It turned out that she had got bored of being hassled by the lads to install things for them and had simply handed over her password ....

Spoiler: Could be offensive

 

[mjr]

Oh yeah.
In before the lock.

Like the radio used to say: lock it on and rip your knob off.

 

[The Crofted Crest]

Give over.

Will nobody think about the parents?

 

[Shaun]

I think we'll draw this one to a close before it deflates.