The Rules (according to CycleChat)

[Wobblers]

I have to question Rule 5 - surely the proper answer is "beer"?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rule 26. When reviewing a bike, it is perfectly acceptable to simply give

'Chain's slack'

As a response.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rule 28. No member should buy a Kitchen advertised on the forum. Ever.

 

[Beebo]

Rule 28. No member should buy a Kitchen advertised on the forum. Ever.

not even a solid wood one?

 

[Noodley]

Prologue to the CC rules: you are all nobbers

 

[vernon]

'Rules are for nobbers' is a better pre-rule statement.

 

[rich p]

Have I ever mentioned that I don't like rules?

6" or 12"?
Oh, behave.

 

[vernon]

I've got 12" but I don't use it as a rule.

 

[hopless500]

I have to question Rule 5 - surely the proper answer is "beer"?

. Where Rule 5 = cake is superceded by beer, Rule 5 becomes Rule xbc. Where Rule 6 supercedes Rule 5 = beer, Rule 5 becomes Rule xcb. Where Rule 6 supercedes Rule 5 = cake.... um... lost it....
oh hell.... can I have cake and beer please (and obviously the lunatic road driver was in the wrong - unless I happen to be in my car).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

not even a solid wood one?

ESPECIALLY A SOLID WOOD ONE!!

 

[Crackle]

'Rules are for nobbers' is a better pre-rule statement.

I was going to say sheep and the insecure but that's a better summary.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I was going to say sheep and the insecure but that's a better summary.

Rules are there for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men (and woman).

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Where are the 'cool' police when you need them...no black sock rule required...quick!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Where are the 'cool' police when you need them...no black sock rule required...quick!!

There was a time when white socks were seen as uncool. Besides, white socks are the sign of a Ned (Chav) here and they get dirtier more easily anyway.

Sorry, I own NO white socks! *Viccies Emoticon*

 

[BigonaBianchi]

also we need a sandals policy