Mind you, I had a bumper apple crop this autumn just gone; far more than I could possibly use, and a friend's pet sheep need to lose weight, so I just had to leave them. Mind, it is rather amusing to see the birds get drunk on windfall fruit.
I did store a reasonable quantity and I'll have apples till Easter (Bramleys and Granny Smith left now, the Jonagold have all been eaten). I keep them in an unheated room in spread out on newspaper in crates.
Spuddies and onions go in a cardboard box and paper sack respectively on the stone floor in the kitchen and get checked over once in a while. Just finished a load I bought on YS around halloween time. They've kept ok. The ones I bought a fortnight ago are sprouting for England already...
I live out in the boonies and there's a few sharp bends near my place - guaranteed to be able to pick up spuds and onions. One year a whole trailer overturned which was kind of handy
On the other hand, a lot of stuff (fruit in particular) that I buy on yellow sticker needs at least a week in a warm room before it's remotely ripe...