The smell of death....

[Crackle]

....is following me around and it's strong.

It could be a premonition but it's not. Instead it's the smell of dead seagull, the one the dog rolled in. I'm just summoning up the will to deal with it and wash him down. Right now he's been banished from my side while I eat my breakfast, sigh.....

 

[Hill Wimp]

Is it better or worse than them rolling in fox poo?

That can be evil.

 

[Crackle]

Is it better or worse than them rolling in fox poo?

That can be evil.

Dunno, I'm spared that one, he prefers dead things. I can tell you that seal is worse than seagull though.

 

[welsh dragon]

That is def a man chore I would say. if it is a gull, it could have a very fishy smell.

 

[Paulus]

Is it better or worse than them rolling in fox poo?

That can be evil.

It is horrible, my collie has a thing for fox poo and regularly rolls in it. She has also bought back a rotting rabbit which smelt terrible.

 

[Bollo]

Many years ago my border collie found a rotting seal and did a 'wall of death' style roll in its ribcage. One week outside and a bath every day. Border collies do not like baths. It demeans them.

 

[Beebo]

We stumbled across a bloated, dead elephant on a holiday in Kenya, the smell is something that will live with me forever.

Anyone seen the recent youtube clip of the whale exploding, not nice!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Breakfast at 10:30, you should have moved on to brunch by now!

 

[Hill Wimp]

My Cairn used to spot the fox poo, look back at me, make sure I was watching and dive on it and roll. Upon finishing this manoeuvre he would bark and I swear he would grin at me then bugger off for 10 minutes to let it ferment and stop me throwing him in the lake.

Bless him.

 

[Crackle]

Breakfast at 10:30, you should have moved on to brunch by now!

I might take your advice. This needs more contemplation and less action.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I might take your advice. This needs more contemplation and less action.

Crack on Crax, you're going to be late for elevenses and everything - if you push back lunch by half an hour and take 20 minutes off your siesta I think the thing will right itself in time for high tea at 4pm, the rest of the day should be fine then. Crisis over folks, move along, nothing to see.

 

[Crackle]

Crack on Crax, you're going to be late for elevenses and everything - if you push back lunch by half an hour and take 20 minutes off your siesta I think the thing will right itself in time for high tea at 4pm, the rest of the day should be fine then. Crisis over folks, move along, nothing to see.

Righto. I've crossed fish off today's menu though. Not in the mood now.

 

[Fnaar]

I'm about to have breakelevlunchteadinnersupp

 

[rich p]

Crackle will be back in his dressing gown and moth-eaten slippers by now. Dribbling soup down the front, wondering where it all went wrong. Poor old sod.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

It is horrible, my collie has a thing for fox poo and regularly rolls in it. She has also bought back a rotting rabbit which smelt terrible.

yeah, one of ours loves finding fox poo, it is absolutely rank.