The 'Which Idiot..." thread

[alecstilleyedye]

which idiot found an old ring binder with pvc sleeves and obsolete documents, decided to remove the documents and took the pvc sleeves out to do so

 

[Mr Phoebus]

You're supposed to tap your pocket to make sure you've got your door key before pulling the door to.

Not after pulling the door to and then finding you've forgotten it.

 

[twobiker]

Riding up the road looking at the front wheel saw a shadow on ground thought "that looks like ladder" ran into van with ladder on roof rack.

 

[sdr gb]

Which idiot had been riding for 1.5 miles before realising they had left their bottles on the kitchen worktop.

 

[Mad at urage]

Which idiot had been riding for 1.5 miles before realising they had left their bottles on the kitchen worktop.

Up hill or down ?
( done that).

 

[sdr gb]

Up hill or down ?
( done that).

Up hill . Realised bottles were missing, rode down, picked up bottles, rode back up again

 

[betty swollocks]

Cycled three miles to the gym.
At gym realised that I'd left my trainers at home.
Cycled home to get trainers.
Arrived at home only to find that I'd left door keys at gym.
Cycled back to gym and retrieved said keys.
Cycled home, let myself in and found trainers. Put them in panniers.
Cycled back to gym and changed into trainers.
Still in time for Step class.

 

[jonny jeez]

Which idiot could keep this thread running all by herself..?

Brilliant.!!

I think the idiot you know must know the idiot I know.

who, by the way once arranged to meet a friend for lunch...by text...only to realise that he'd texted a work colleague (with the same first name, but with whom he'd never spoken)...who had agreed to meet?!

 

[Russell Allen]

Which idiot spent 5 minutes looking round the house for his crash helmet ....only to realise he already had it on....

Russell