The worst customer experience I have ever had

[smokeysmoo]

There's a relatively new term coined for the valley between women's breasts but for the life of me I can not recall what it was.

I've know women whose valley area you speak of has in fact been down around their knee area

No idea what you'd call it though

 

[ComedyPilot]

I've know women whose valley are you speak of has in fact been down around their knee area

No idea what you'd call it though

And.....?


It's still heaven......

 

[Hip Priest]

If a mis-sized pizza with unwanted mustard is the worst customer service you've ever experienced, then take my advice:

Never own a mobile phone or make an insurance claim.

 

[ComedyPilot]

If a mis-sized pizza with unwanted mustard is the worst customer service you've ever experienced, then take my advice:

Never own a mobile phone or make an insurance claim.

Or buy a washing machine, cooker, boiler, fridge, freezer, car, motorbike, package holiday in the sun, a bed, a television, a DVD player, a laptop, a tablet, a cheap flight to Talinn, a dog, tickets to watch Jedward......

 

[vernon]

Never own a mobile phone or make an insurance claim.

Those of use who've read Matthew's posts since they started will know that insurance claims figure prominently within the family unit.

 

[Hip Priest]

Those of use who've read Matthew's posts since they started will know that insurance claims figure prominently within the family unit.

You've got me confused!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

.com

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Or his car servicing


View: http://youtu.be/VBvxBSr7EJY

 

[TVC]

You want two pizzas for about £3 you get what you pay for. Dominoes look to have fulfilled their oblogation by accepting a mistake and offering to correct it.

I'm with Noodley on this one.

 

[TVC]

I would think "The Worst Customer Experience" would be consuming a Hot Dog
in a Pizza crust. What marketing genius thought that up?

An American.

 

[Poacher]

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We call it a Reg Smeaton voice - "Did you know there is no proper name for the backs of the knees?"[/quote]

Spot-on Mort!
Listening to " Sir Henry at Rawlinson End" used to be a regular Sunday morning ritual chez Poacher - one it could be time to resurrect....

 

[vernon]

An very fat American.

FTFY

 

[Deleted member 23692]

I ordered a pizza from Dominos and it was delivered in less time than it took me to read that

 

[vernon]

I ordered a pizza from Dominos and it was delivered in less time than it took me to read that

Hah!

I made and ate a pizza in less time than it took Matthew_T to type that.

 

[Gary E]

Hands up anyone who though this thread was going to pan out any other way after reading the first post.

Now where's that popcorn eating icon thingy?