the worst pain known to man

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by gary r, 5 Nov 2007.

  1. gary r

    gary r Veteran

    catching your foreskin in yourr ZIP !!!!!! Happened to me this weekend!!!;)
  2. dangerousjules

    dangerousjules Über Member

    i nominate gary for a circumcision!
  3. OP
    gary r

    gary r Veteran

    No!! My 6 yr old son had to circumcised last year,He was braver than id ever be,Mind you he didnt really understand what was happening to him
  4. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Problem is.....
    Do you carry on going up ?
    Or do a reverse and go down ?
    Either way is gonna be murder !

    Not so bad if it gets kissed better later though ! ;)
  5. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Also, why does a zip never jam on your kecks like it normally does if your f/skin is in the way ??
  6. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Are you off games for a while? :smile:
  7. OP
    gary r

    gary r Veteran

    it happened whilst getting changed after taking the kids swimming! teach me for going commando!
  8. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

    my brother did it. he had to ask my mom to help him out of it. ;)
  9. graham56

    graham56 Guru

  10. LordoftheTeapot

    LordoftheTeapot Veteran

  11. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Is that called a zipadictomy?
  12. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    You don't need to; he's just done it himself!

    Mick goes to the doctor, who tells him that he has to be circumcised.
    'Well, dat's no skin off my nose' comes Mick's reply!
  13. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Feckin Hell Dayvo !!!!
    Are you and Got_to_get_fit reading the same joke book ??? ;) :smile:
  14. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Nah, I live in Sweden; there's a distinct LACK of jokes and senses of humour here, so I have to recycle old jokes! :becool: :smile:
  15. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Colne, Lancs
    It's not really the worst pain though, is it? More a minor pain that goes away quite quickly. Not as bad as being shot, or having acid poured over you anyway. Saying that, my sister once threw a wallet at me, and it struck me in the unfortunate place - i was rolling around on the floor for about 5 minutes. Disconcertingly sensitive area.
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