the worst pain known to man

[Fab Foodie]

Gout's chuffin' painful, I never want that again.

 

[Dayvo]

I once accidentally poured boiling water down my Wellington boot!

And had the top of my right index chopped off on a building site.

Earache has to be one of the worst.

 

[Carwash]

Nah, I live in Sweden; there's a distinct LACK of jokes and senses of humour here, so I have to recycle old jokes!

Depends on your taste of course, but I'd disagree with that. I rather enjoy 'HippHipp!' and Fredrik Lindström to name but two.

 

[Dayvo]

Depends on your taste of course, but I'd disagree with that. I quite rather enjoy 'HippHipp!' and Fredrik Lindström to name but two.

How long did you live here?
I agree that Fredrik Lindström is entertaining and original, but there aint much else!

http://www.thelocal.se/5854/

but it's a question of taste, I suppose. A lot of people think Mr. Bean is funny!

 

[johnr]

I thought the worst pain known to man was Man Utd scoring a last minute winner against your team.

 

[Carwash]

How long did you live here?
I agree that Fredrik Lindström is entertaining and original, but there aint much else!

A little over two years. But you're right, there's not much in the way of good home-grown comedy with a few exceptions - imports like 'BlackAdder', 'Faulty Towers', 'Seinfeld' etc seem to be more popular. Which is a shame, but there you go. I'm sure there's some good live stuff to be had if you know where to look.

but it's a question of taste, I suppose. A lot of people think Mr. Bean is funny!

<rolls eyes> Yeah, that's true. But then, he does travel well - physical comedy without dialogue.

 

[mondobongo]

I thought the worst pain known to man was Man Utd scoring a last minute winner against your team.

Yep its painful and they do it on a regular basis to Liverpool

 

[Noodley]

catching your foreskin in yourr ZIP !!!!!! Happened to me this weekend!!!

How did you get it out?

 

[Tetedelacourse]

I once accidentally poured boiling water down my Wellington boot!

And had the top of my right index chopped off on a building site.

Earache has to be one of the worst.

Ending myself at this post Dayvo!

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

It's not really the worst pain though, is it? More a minor pain that goes away quite quickly. Not as bad as being shot, or having acid poured over you anyway. Saying that, my sister once threw a wallet at me, and it struck me in the unfortunate place - i was rolling around on the floor for about 5 minutes. Disconcertingly sensitive area.

I know a chap who had an estate agent's wallet dropped on his foot.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I know a chap who had an estate agent's wallet dropped on his foot.

I once had a solicitors bill

 

[Jacomus-rides-Gen]

I once accidentally poured boiling water down my Wellington boot!

And had the top of my right index chopped off on a building site.

Earache has to be one of the worst.

How? How on earth did you manage to do that?!?!

When I was at college one of my friends "sensitive area" got in the way of a flicked shot whilst we were playing hockey. I still remember him crumpling to the floor without making a sound and lying perfectly still holding his crutch.

He needed an ambulance, and apparently his balls swelled up to the size of tennis balls. He had just over a week off school!

The opposing school nominated him man of the match, but it can't have been much consolation!!

 

[cookiemonster]

The worst pain, if you're circumcised, is using ralgex deep heat for a sore muscle and then going for a pee without washing your hands first.

Feck me that stung!!!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

How? How on earth did you manage to do that?!?!

When I was at college one of my friends "sensitive area" got in the way of a flicked shot whilst we were playing hockey. I still remember him crumpling to the floor without making a sound and lying perfectly still holding his crutch.

He needed an ambulance, and apparently his balls swelled up to the size of tennis balls. He had just over a week off school!

The opposing school nominated him man of the match, but it can't have been much consolation!!

Did he keep the match ball?

I once got knocked out by a football. It was pure comedy. I was in goals messing about before a game. Several footballs flying about. I chose a high looping one to track with my eyes just as a fat lad unleashed an exocet from 10 yards, which went straight for my gaping unsuspecting fizzer. When I woke up, my left eye had stopped working. After a few hours it came to. Not really painful though.

The pain of rubbing my eyes after cutting up a chili, ah jeezus that was sore.

I always found getting a blow to the knackers to be amusing and painful in equal amounts.

 

[SamNichols]

I've told the story about how I fell off a slide, landed astride a metal pole and passed out haven't I? I couldn't walk for a week. That was real pain.