There was a....

[Archie_tect]

There was a young man from Darjeeling,

 

[Dayvo]

who fancied a cup of tea but couldn't of anything he liked.

 

[accountantpete]

He looked at the ceiling

 

[Archie_tect]

[You radical!]
Having lost all feeling

 

[PaulB]

in his legs after kneeling

 

[smokeysmoo]

[EDIT] cross post, sorry!

 

[Dayvo]

[You radical!]

Oh, didn't know it was meant to be a Limerick! Why didn'y ya say?

Five posts and the threads done and dusted!

 

[Archie_tect]

You're right... it was never going to succeed.... as you were.

 

[Panter]

He said, it was all a bit of a blur...

 

[Rhythm Thief]

There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who caught a bus going to Ealing
A sign on the door
Said "Don't Spit On The Floor"
So he stood up and spat on the ... no, it's no good. I can't for the life of me think of another rhyme.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There was a young man from Darjeeling,

I remember that limerick, but I can't remember all the words, which is a good thing, if I posted it I would get banned.

 

[Archie_tect]

The boy stood on the burning deck...

 

[Fnaar]

being a worky ticket...

 

[Archie_tect]

He yelled "Hurrah"
On seeing Fnaar...

 

[Fnaar]

Who was stumping his middle wicket.