There was a....

[Fnaar]

said T. Nuc who did things back to front

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There was once a prostitute named Sue

 

[Archie_tect]

[Sigh.... ]

 

[Archie_tect]

She had a good figure...

 

[XmisterIS]

though once had been slimmer

 

[krushavik]

for 5quid a time she's a winner.

 

[Archie_tect]

A cyclist named James had a squeak

 

[SavageHoutkop]

A cyclist named James had a squeak

it began when he had a leak

 

[Crackle]

But on bending down for a peak....

 

[krushavik]

and what he saw made his noddly knees goes weak.

 

[Paulus]

There once was a lady from France

 

[scots_lass]

She said 'I talk proper'

 

[Paulus]

Please fetch me a copper

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There was a young fella called Mort

 

[slowmotion]

his posts often caused one to snort