These clowns jumping out and scaring people

[Accy cyclist]

Have any of you seen one yet, and what would you do if one came at you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37605841

 

[wheresthetorch]

If he had a knife, run away.
If he didn't, lamp him one on the mush.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Not seen one yet but looking forward to it immensly... i will don brown y fronts each day for the next fortnight just in case.....

 

[S-Express]

Treat it as an attempted assault and use 'reasonable force'.

 

[steve50]

depends on the time of day, the location, the mood I'm in and whether or not I find it threatening or funny.

It already backfired for one "clown" http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/creepy-clown-stunt-goes-horribly-9004376

 

[Andy_R]

I'd go for the juggler....

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I've heard about them, apparently they carry knives.
I don't think they would assault a cyclist - well, I would spot them and change direction of course.

 

[subaqua]

can we have a poll ?

 

[Grant Fondo]

I saw one in McDonalds a few years back, scared the sh*te out of me

 

[wheresthetorch]

can we have a poll ?

That's getting a bit boring now.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Oh well, once we've Brexited, we'll be able to van clowns from these shores.

Plenty of clowns already in Brussels and Strasbourg!!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Who is this slightly famous "clown"?

 

[cyberknight]

I'd go for the juggler....

Only if you kick his balls.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Is it Nigel Farage?

There is a small connection.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Who is this slightly famous "clown"?

No one will ever fill his size 25's!