These clowns jumping out and scaring people

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PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
You know what to do if you're attacked by a clown? Go for the.....bollocks with that baseball bat you carry round with you in the month of October. It's worked for me every time!
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
Scary clowns have feelings too, you know.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2kxlZDOHeQ
 

captain nemo1701

Space cadet. Deck 42 Main Engineering.
Location
Bristol
If any clown jumps out on me on the Bristol Railway Path they'll get a Specialzed Rockhopper Pro Disc travelling at full warp speed up their XXXXXX:laugh:.
 

winjim

Straddle the line, discord and rhyme
About five years ago for halloween, my neighbours painted a massive scary clown face on the front of their garage doors. It's still there, so we were ahead of the curve round our way. I'll see if I can get a decent picture of it.
As promised, my neighbour's terrifying clown garage.

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potsy

Rambler
Location
My Armchair
Some bloke in Blackburn's had his hand sliced open by some nutter dressed as a clown.
http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.u...attacked_by_knife_wielding_clown/?ref=mr&lp=1
And he has now been unveiled as a police time waster after admitting his story was made up bs :rolleyes:

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.u...attacked_by_knife_wielding_clown/?ref=mr&lp=1
 
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Talking to an acquaintance in the Pub this evening

She runs children's party company as a clown

Her bookings are down 40% on this time last year
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
News from the primary school gates is that stories are circulating amongst children that clowns are going round from school to school and that children are becoming anxious and distressed.I don't know how widespread this story is but the head is having to address the whole of one Bexley school about the stories in an attempt to put them at ease.
 
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