They Crashed It.

[Mr Pig]

Ten Squillian Dollars and they've podgered it. Bless.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jlCaVoY33kMhS1Ks9BQyIL0uDDeQD93AF8RG1

 

[Maz]

it crashed?!
No wonder it's called a Collider.

 

[THE HADRON COLLIDER]

IS ONLY A TUMMY ACHE. VILL BE ALL BETTER AFTER ALKA-SELTZER THREE YARDS ACROSS UND A BIG FART.