Things I dont understand

[Elmer Fudd]

BBC licence fee and Top Gear

 

[Elmer Fudd]

BBC licence fee and Top Gear

(Somebody had to get Top Gear & the Beeb mentioned, doesn't feel like a true thread if they're not in there).

 

[Kirstie]

The Mid Life crisis. Do women get them?

 

[pw2389]

The Mid Life crisis. Do women get them?

You mean you've never felt the overwhelming desire to go out and be the 18-year old Kirstie again? Truly shocking...

 

[Kirstie]

Thankfully no.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You mean you've never felt the overwhelming desire to go out and be the 18-year old Kirstie again? Truly shocking...

But Kirstie is 21 (again) this year

 

[Dayvo]

Thankfully no.

That embarrassing, eh!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Something I don't understand has happened quite recently.

Elmer Fudd has turned into Clarkson

Why???????????

 

[pw2389]

Thankfully no.

??? Thankfully? Was the 18 year old Kirstie that ghastly?

 

[Kirstie]

Ghastly? Crikey no but I prefer the current *cough* year old Kirstie to the 18 year old one.

 

[Big Bren]

I read somewhere that the male mid-life crisis is a response to our female partners menopause; the realisation that we're married to a woman who is no longer fertile triggers our primeval imperative to reproduce, so we go out and roger a young filly or two. Then buy a sports car.

Something like that anyway.

Bren

 

[KitsuneAndy]

I don't understand the point of 'average-speed speed cameras' if they don't work when the driver switches lane between the start and end.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I don't understand the point of 'average-speed speed cameras' if they don't work when the driver switches lane between the start and end.

<thinks> Don't they? I'll remember that. </thinks>

 

[KitsuneAndy]

<thinks> Don't they? I'll remember that. </thinks>

Nope, they're linked in pairs and there's one above each lane. The only work if you enter through an 'entry' camera and exit through the matching 'exit' one.

 

[Kirstie]

I read somewhere that the male mid-life crisis is a response to our female partners menopause; the realisation that we're married to a woman who is no longer fertile triggers our primeval imperative to reproduce, so we go out and roger a young filly or two. Then buy a sports car.

Something like that anyway.

Bren

I'd heard that it was all about renegotiating your relationship with death, but i prefer your explanation.