Things one does not see anymore...

[Mad Doug Biker]

Without a doubt. It is a wonderful place, but has snatched a rite of passage away from a generation of young men. For that it can never be forgiven.

He said tit!

<Titter> He said 'passage' <titter>

 

[EltonFrog]

<Titter> He said 'passage' <titter>

OK enough already, I'm bored with this now.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

OK enough already, I'm bored with this now.

<Titter> He said 'Bore' <titter>


.... Oh never mind

 

[Herr-B]

What about innocent words of the days gone by hijacked by some filthy modern ideas?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What about innocent words of the days gone by hijacked by some modern ideas?

Its so good to be happy and gay, and not feel all queer like I did earlier!!

 

[EltonFrog]

Its so good to be happy and gay, and not feel all queer like I did earlier!!

I ain't going there, no not me, nosireebob.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I ain't going there, no not me, nosireebob.

Oh come on, don't be shy, pull up a chair.... oh, there's none left, you'll just have to sit on the Pouffe instead.

 

[Alex H]

Kia Ora



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........ is Maori for 'Hello'

 

[Archie_tect]

I hated Kia Ora... I probably still would.

 

[thegravestoneman]

If I remember rightly it is too orangy for crows.

 

[citybabe]

[QUOTE 2462568, member: 259"]People taking their false teeth out in pubs.

Surgical trusses.[/quote]

Reminds me of an old chap who used to take his false teeth out and wash them in his beer

 

[thegravestoneman]

Reminds me of an old chap who used to take his false teeth out and wash them in his beer

I am glad it's the teeth he did it with and not the truss

 

[Hover Fly]

Doc Marten boots. The must have accessory when I was at school. Haven't seen a pair in years.

I wear them at work, they support my knackered ankle but don't kick paint and varnish off the boats.

 

[perplexed]

Small children in harnesses.


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I thought they did this in Glasgow to prevent them from stealing cars...

 

[Jerry Atrik]

Growing up as a nipper in London I remember plenty of men walking on crutches with trouser legs pinned up and arm sleeves pinned to their jackets , and it never dawned on me till years later it was because of the war . And bomb sites were just the best playgrounds ever .