Things that have bothered you for a long time.

[youngoldbloke]

Why are the Downs called that, when they're mostly Ups?

 

[petek]

Lycra.
Why?

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Why are the Downs called that, when they're mostly Ups?

Depends on your point of view I suppose.

 

[screenman]

I don't see the back of my head in a mirror, using only a single mirror!

Have you tried turning around very fast?

 

[screenman]

Why if I stand on my hands I cannot pick myself up.

 

[Paulus]

Why do pub signs say "Good Food Served Here"? They are not likely to say "Crap Food Served Here". (Even though it often is).

I don't get the home cooked food bit. It comes normally from brake brothers frozen food company , (other companies are available) and is then microwaved to oblivion.
The sigh should read, home prepared and cooked, if that is true?

 

[Paulus]

Can never fathom out how come Masterchefs Gregg Wallace has a career? His agent deserves a knighthood.

Indeed, how can you go from greengrocer to masterchef?

 

[classic33]

Have you tried turning around very fast?

Yep, but then I lose sight of the mirror!

 

[classic33]

Why if I stand on my hands I cannot pick myself up.

Not strong enough, why else?

 

[Vantage]

Who invented language and why? Was there something wrong with just looking at a nice cavewoman, making a grunt and living happily ever after with her?

Skinny jeans on men. Just why?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Who invented language and why? Was there something wrong with just looking at a nice cavewoman, making a grunt and living happily ever after with her?

You try miming "Go and order a pizza" afterwards.

 

[jefmcg]

Who invented language and why? Was there something wrong with just looking at a nice cavewoman, making a grunt and living happily ever after with her?

Skinny jeans on men. Just why?

Language change is lead by women. I assume it's always been thus.

 

[classic33]

 

[Threevok]

Did Lisa Stansfield ever find her baby ?

He'd be 28 by now

 

[classic33]

Did Lisa Stansfield ever find her baby ?

He'd be 28 by now

How many times has she gone round the world in those years?