Things that shouldn't be in salads...

[rich p]

Grated carrot.
Keep it for the slaw...

 

[Saluki]

Now I like a bit of grated carrot in a salad. I don't like that yellow stuff though. Vile, vile muck that should be in cattle food, as it used to be before WW2. Getting a Jolly Green Giant to market it does not make it any better.

 

[welsh dragon]

Salad shouldn't be in salad. I hate salad, although i do like spring onions, beetroot. The rest should be thrown in the bin.

 

[Markymark]

Whenever I have a salad I quite enjoy the kebab that comes with it.

 

[TVC]

Strawberrys

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Sausages?

 

[winjim]

Egg. Disgusting things and not even a plant.

 

[Beebo]

Tomato.
They are poisonous when eaten raw.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

What's a salad?

 

[Crackle]

Lizards.

I had to shoo one out my salad in France once. It wasn't clear to me if I'd been expected to eat it, it being France and wotnot.

 

[PeteXXX]

Pulses... poncy sh*te!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Salad - lettuce, toms, cucumber and hard-boiled egg.

 

[Spiderweb]

I like grapes in salad, what does everyone think about that?

 

[Dirk]

I love salads.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Things like this.

Imagine biting into that!