Things you are ashamed to admit to....go on do share

[Fnaar]

I won a diving competition at the age of 24, when I was technically actually no longer eligible for the competition

 

[swee'pea99]

I won a diving competition at the age of 24, when I was technically actually no longer eligible for the competition

What a rebel!

 

[Fnaar]

What a rebel!

It was a swimming/diving comp for an organisation of the particular profession I had recenty stopped working in. I had competed before, but left the profession about a week before this comp. I also won the men's freestyle and breaststroke (oo-er). The others weren't up to much

 

[Slick]

I live in a tenement in the Gorbals, we're behind with the rent and facing eviction. My mum's on the game, and my 14 year old sister's pregnant with her second. Dad's doing life in Barlinnie for rape & murder, and I've been unemployed ever since I gave the bosses wife a dose of syphilis.

Now I've met the most wonderful girl, and I'm madly in love with her, but how can I possibly tell her I vote Tory?

Are you sure your not secretly from Feegie, but too ashamed to admit it?

 

[pplpilot]

I drive a BMW...i have to my employer gave it to me. Please don't judge.

 

[raleighnut]

I won a diving competition at the age of 24, when I was technically actually no longer eligible for the competition

 

[oldfatfool]

I enjoy driving in the alps as much as cycling in them.

 

[stalagmike]

I once found some unopended haribo on a park bench and I took them home and ate them.

It was only last week.

 

[TVC]

I know how soft Fab Foodie's lips are.

 

[screenman]

I just ate ten chocolates and drunk 2/3 of a bottle of wine, seems a shame not to finish the bottle, after all the better half as finished hers.

 

[Katherine]

I say hello to the animals that I pass in fields on lone cycle rides.

 

[screenman]

I say hello to the animals that I pass in fields on lone cycle rides.

Do they reply?

 

[Katherine]

Do they reply?

Not usually! Today the cows and sheep appeared oblivious to me but a horse kind of nodded over the fence.

 

[TVC]

I say hello to the animals that I pass in fields on lone cycle rides.

We all do that. Don't we?

 

[raleighnut]

I say hello to the animals that I pass in fields on lone cycle rides.

Me too, I also stop and pick handfuls of long grass to feed horses that are near gates.

Mind you, you have to watch out for the long nosed beggars sometimes,

View: https://youtu.be/ruQ-IUukpJg


BTW 'Billy' is a horse