I beg to differ. I'm proud of it, not ashamed.I have absolutely no interest in football.
My Sister did that.At a tender age, I won a school proficiency badge for swimming an entire width of the Olympic swimming pool.
Sadly, this was achieved by flailing my arms like a loon to cause enough disturbance to mask the fact that I was tiptoeing along the bottom of the pool.
Half a century on. I still can't swim.
No, it is a natural aversionWas the private therapy very expensive?
I have absolutely no interest in football.
I can't tell you how long I've wanted to get that off my chest.