Born2die
Well-Known Member
- Location
- 8th c*****t town in the uk
Let just say elderly neighbour, fallen down stairs (all the way) onto tile and concrete head 1st, I was the one that found him and broke in.
Things you have seen but wish you hadn't....
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Glow worm
Legendary Member
- Location
- Near Newmarket
Trying to be dead cool and impress a pretty nurse during a biopsy (during which I only had a local anaesthetic), and saying 'no probs, I'm fine' to her, just as I watched the Doc pull a half inch chunk of muscle, dripping with blood, out of my right leg. I immediately fainted. Didn't see the nurse again!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Don't worry, I doubt your baby would have been old enough to be offended or even inspired
Skid marked bed sheets when I worked as a chambermaid in a hotel
You haven't seen my Dad's bed then, he sleeps naked and.... well, I'll leave it there.
Also, talking of skidmarks, I was once walking though Waterloo station and there was a woman with a boy who seemed to be odd in the sense that I think he must have been Autistic or similar, he was making a whole load of strange noises and doing things like trying to throw himself on the floor and was only being stopped by (I presume his Mum) who was holding onto his hand for dear life.
Anyway, the back of his (white I have to add) shorts were covered in skidmarks, it was a most attractive site as you can imagine!
I like to learn things though.
Frasier!
Anyway, I only started to watch that a while ago and like in the sense that its often so cringey to watch, but in quite an amusing way. Heck, a family friend recommended it, and she's just as fussy as my Dad is, even he likes it now, and if he likes it then it MUST be ok!
Looking at my wound just after surgery on Monday. The anaesthetic, and still feeling queasy nearly made me hurl.The stitches are irritating now !
What a little girl!! I have a large red scar down my front and had 37 staples in it!!
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Bryony
Veteran
- Location
- Ramsgate, Kent
Luckily I wasn't there on the day a guy was checking out and said he'd spilt hot chocolate in his bed aparently it didn't smell like chocolateSkid marked bed sheets when I worked as a chambermaid in a hotel
Glow worm
Legendary Member
- Location
- Near Newmarket
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
The house almost opposite us has their bathroom window in full show of us and I should imagine our neighbours on both sides. The owners don't seem to realise that with the light on and the blinds up other people can see as clear as day when he has a shower, he has a hairy a**e and the other bits I don't ever want to see again 
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Workmate showing me the 'funniest' (his words) video on youtube: a chimpanzee pleasuring itself by using the mouth of a frog!
Edited to warn you: DO NOT SEARCH youtube FOR IT!!!
Edited to warn you: DO NOT SEARCH youtube FOR IT!!!
Every hole is a goal!
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
You've got to post a link.
NOT A CHANCE!
I'm doing you a favour. Cos mind bleach doesn't work. Nothing works. It's an image that you'll take to the grave with you.
Born2die
Well-Known Member
- Location
- 8th c*****t town in the uk
Born2die
Well-Known Member
- Location
- 8th c*****t town in the uk
Oh dear poor frog 
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
That is just so wrong...
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