Things You See When You Don't Have A Gun

[Maz]

I was just looking for cycling shorts and that came up! That is my story and I'm sticking to it, like latex to a playground slide ;0)

It's an easy mistake to make. Y'know, you want to type 'cycling shorts', and in your haste it comes out as 'gimp fetish'.

 

[TheDoctor]

Happens to me all the time...
Honest.

 

[Chuffy]

It's an easy mistake to make. Y'know, you want to type 'cycling shorts', and in your haste it comes out as 'gimp fetish'.

That's me and Baggy chortling. Nice work fella!

Doc - Yup. Sweet dreams....

 

[tdr1nka]

So, rubber cycling shorts. What's the idea then?

Fall of a bike and bounce back up again?

 

[TheDoctor]

TBH I'm rather afraid someone will tell us.
Chuffers?

 

[tdr1nka]

Actually, I think Mr. Pig meant the thread to be called, 'Things You See When You Don't Have A Pay Pal Account.'.

 

[Chuffy]

 

[Maz]

Actually, I think Mr. Pig meant the thread to be called, 'Things You See When You Don't Have A Pay Pal Account.'.

I like it. Keep up the good work, mate.
Bet Mr.P wishes he never started this thread...

 

[tdr1nka]

 

[Mr Pig]

Y'know, you want to type 'cycling shorts', and in your haste it comes out as 'gimp fetish'.

Well I am dyslexic.

I will admit though that the latex skirt picture made me sit forward in my chair. Does that make me a bad person?

 

[Abitrary]

Well I am dyslexic.

I will admit though that the latex skirt picture made me sit forward in my chair. Does that make me a bad person?

Mr Pig, noone else will say it, so I will.

Your edgy creative output is worth that of about 50 average posters on here. Keep it up. We're going to need posters like you in the coming recession as people sell their computers.

 

[Mr Pig]

Your edgy creative output is worth that of about 50 average posters on here.

Cool. Can I be in charge now? :0)

I promise I won't break anything, and mention cycling at least once a week. Actually, I just took a friend around the transmitters. First time he's done anything like that, he usually trundles along the cycle track. Nearly killed him :0) I have a video, want to see? At least I hope I have, first time I've used my camera. Off to check...

 

[Mr Pig]

Oh, and could you tell me which 50 please? I'd like to know who I can look down on :0)

Don't hate me. Fat people need to grab the breaks where we can. It's why we wear daft T shirts, 'Yeah I'm ugly but I've got personality'.

 

[HLaB]

Cool. Can I be in charge now? :0)

I promise I won't break anything, and mention cycling at least once a week. Actually, I just took a friend around the transmitters. First time he's done anything like that, he usually trundles along the cycle track. Nearly killed him :0) I have a video, want to see? At least I hope I have, first time I've used my camera. Off to check...

If he was wearing latex shorts, I'm not suprised.

 

[Mr Pig]

If he was wearing latex shorts, I'm not suprised.

No, he was just wearing ordinary shorts. He's got a £70 ALDI bike and no cycling gear whatsoever. He did well. I was trying to encourage him all the way round but at one point he interrupted me and said 'This next hill is about the fifth 'last' hill you've told me about!'. ;0)