Things you should NEVER see..

[trustysteed]

...especially first thing in the morning.

Came out of the bike shed at work and turned into the lift corridor to be confronted by a bloke who must have weighed about 22 stone minimum bending over picking up some bags of rubbish.

Not only did I get attacked by the biggest builder's crack I've ever seen, but it was covered in whitehead spots and rashy.

How do you ever recover from that?

 

[cisamcgu]

*makes you a nice cup of tea...*

 

[snakehips]

There used to be a saying ...............

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Think of your unfortunate experience in the same way

Snake

My Library

 

[Arch]

...especially first thing in the morning.

Came out of the bike shed at work and turned into the lift corridor to be confronted by a bloke who must have weighed about 22 stone minimum bending over picking up some bags of rubbish.

Not only did I get attacked by the biggest builder's crack I've ever seen, but it was covered in whitehead spots and rashy.

How do you ever recover from that?

Sorry, you don't. Get to a vets and get put down...

Why don't they make large size trousers extra high at the back, like cycling jackets are cut long...

 

[Kablinsky]

I actually gagged reading that.

 

[aoj]

the Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield

He badly needs one of these...

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/backtacular

 

[ianrauk]

Not great morning reading is it?

I actually gagged reading that.

 

[upsidedown]

At least you didn't get to see the chafing on the inside of his thighs..............

 

[Greedo]

Your 70 year old Dad walking about naked just out the showere when you popped in early one morning to give your Mum her birthday present and him not knowing you're in

 

[numbnuts]

dog shoot, I just hate to see dog shoot first thing in the morning

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Richard and Judy

 

[ChrisKH]

dog shoot, I just hate to see a dog shoot first thing in the morning

Then don't watch NN.








(That was just begging a response )

 

[BearPear]

Eye bleach!

You must have got pretty close to be able to identify his dermatological problems!

 

[rich p]

I deliverd some stuff to a shopfitter who told me that when he'd turned up first thing in the morning there was a bloke on his knees in front of another chap, in the doorway

 

[Eoin Rua]

Not only did I get attacked by the biggest builder's crack I've ever seen

Or as Stephen Fry would call it 'a Dagenham smile'!