- Location
- Inside my skull
The sound of someone farting just as the lift doors close
Things you would rather not hear
- Thread starter oldwheels
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Agreed. A couple of decent songs, but mostly forgettable.
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
Although when they were touring they were pretty good at opening for the headliners...
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott I. the next hotel room.
Oh please! Just don't go there. Brings back memories of John Major and Edwina Curry. Where's the mind bleach...........
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Politicians are good for this sort of gross out image.
Boris and Jennifer, Donald and Stormy, Margaret and Dennis. Imagine listening to any of them in the next hotel room - you'd be traumatised for life.
Boris and Jennifer, Donald and Stormy, Margaret and Dennis. Imagine listening to any of them in the next hotel room - you'd be traumatised for life.
classic33
Leg End Member
Were you in the next room!
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
He was in the same room, storing every last image for the **** bank.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Nurse Goodbody: "Here's a razor and some soap and water. You'll need to remove your pubic hair"
(Hernia op, I was rather hoping that the nurse would do it for me)
(I used to be a nurse many years ago, before anyone has a pop)
(Hernia op, I was rather hoping that the nurse would do it for me)
(I used to be a nurse many years ago, before anyone has a pop)
When I had mine a male nurse did it. TBF he did a good job, cant say I enjoyed it but it was quick.
And I kept my bits
classic33
Leg End Member
I'd have got into the operating room a bit quicker.When I had mine a male nurse did it. TBF he did a good job, cant say I enjoyed it but it was quick.
And I kept my bits
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
Its your turn to clean that up
Farting in a lift is just wrong, on so many levels...
Yellow Fang
Legendary Member
- Location
- Reading
"Open up slags! We're the Sweeney and we ain't had no dinner."
Yellow Fang
Legendary Member
- Location
- Reading
"Hello Glastonbury! My first song is one I wrote 55 years ago. Yesterday..."
