Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Nigel-YZ1]

What part of 'Parking Prohibited' is difficult for the residents of Thurgoland and Hood Green to understand?

 

[subaqua]

Just get the rubberstamp excercise over and send out the redundancy notices . we all know its a done deal

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Nice to see so many Barnsley Council vans out and about this morning. Don't know what they're doing but there's lots of them.
Including the one that parked across all the disabled parking spaces at Penistone Tesco and left his engine running while he wandered in to get something for 10 minutes. So half my council tax must go on diesel.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

You know it's summer in Penistone when the alcohol dependant neighbour puts the music on, invites a few friends round, decides to get smashed in public for a change and spends most of the day yelling for her boyfriend who has something much better to do.

She'll be yelling for her dogs to come in at 3am.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Granny gear weirdo

 

[Tim Hall]

Tosser

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Ravenfield smells of poo.

 

[lane]

just saying that the work social event you have decided to organise is an ALL STAFF event dosn't mean that ALL STAFF are mandated to attend. Anyway I'm doing an audax that weekend.

Obviously I wouldn't say that - or I would have to explain what an audax is.

 

[ColinJ]

To the man with the wooden walking stick who recently caught the 592 bus from Halifax to Hebden Bridge: I read in the Metro today that the Lady With The Free Palestine T-Shirt on could smell your patchouli scent when your locks brushed past her, and she now has a Rush-Hour Crush on you! She asks if you fancy a drink with her at the Fox and Goose on Saturday?

This post was donated by ColinJ's free Calder Valley Dating Service!


PS I think I may have seen (and smelled) you on Sunday evening when I popped over for a curry. The smell of patchouli instantly transported me back to being 17 years old and fancying patchouli-scented girls in cheesecloth smock tops from @Speicher's grammar school across the park. (@Speicher - were you one of those patchouli and cheesecloth smock top wearers then? Perhaps you were on 'the list' without me realising it! )

 

[Lullabelle]

You have a puppy, you are walking him for at least 2 hours a day and you are now wondering why he isn't very well *face palm* he is young and still developing give him time, common sense really but then we are talking about you.

 

[Speicher]

@ColinJ - no I didn't wear Patchouli and cheesecloth. How did they combine cheesecloth and school uniforms?

 

[ColinJ]

@ColinJ - no I didn't wear Patchouli and cheesecloth. How did they combine cheesecloth and school uniforms?

Some schoolmates chatted to a group of them in the park when all were in uniforms and arranged to meet them at the weekend for the patchouli/cheesecloth extravaganza!

Meanwhile back to muttering at strangers ... What I would like to say to the older man giving the younger man the driving lesson this evening is:

When I am cycling up to a tight, blind LH bend I do NOT expect a learner driver to overtake me, swerve left in front of me and panic brake when he finally realises what is in front of him. Repeat after me - DO NOT CUT UP CYCLISTS ON BLIND BENDS!

Having made that mistake, please at least have the decency to then clear off down the road, rather than slowing to a ridiculous 5 mph all the way down the hill ...

Which means that the cyclist has to brake hard all the way down behind you and then has zero momentum to start the steep little climb back out of the dip ...

 

[KEEF]

My names not effing Kevin

 

[slowwww]

My names not effing Kevin

So what is your name doing to Kevin?

 

[KEEF]

So what is your name doing to Kevin?[/QUOT

Kevin does not want to be called Kevin either he would rather be called Nigel