Things you'd like to say, but can't

[jefmcg]

Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

 

[Andy in Germany]

No madam, just because you are seventeen and driving daddy/mummy's flashy car does not entitle you to demand that I get out of the way by honking your horn at me and gesturing for me to move over, especially as this road has a speed limit of seven km/h...

...But feel free to keep squealing abuse at me from the passenger seat sir, it really is quite amusing

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Dear Halifax PLC, Stop sending me texts saying I'm about to go into overdraft when there is a few hundred in my account. Ta very much.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

To all the tailgaters and speeders I saw today on moorland roads - I hope you and more importantly everyone you behaved like a tit to got home safely tonight.

 

[alicat]

Dear bill providers,

Please stop printing info on the back of your envelopes: I am running short of paper for my brilliant ideas and more importantly my 'to do' and shopping lists.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I really don't understand twitter.

 

[Noodle Legs]

“I’m sorry I won’t be in to work today, the thing is I have £135 million sat in my bank account and it’s given me a severe case of workplace apathy.”

 

[alicat]

“I’m sorry I won’t be in to work today, the thing is I have £135 million sat in my bank account and it’s given me a severe case of workplace apathy.”

Wake up - that was just a dream. Oh and it's Sunday so you can doze off again.

 

[Noodle Legs]

Wake up - that was just a dream.

Damn it!

Oh and it's Sunday so you can doze off again.

Yaaaaay!

 

[Noodle Legs]

“What are them tablets for? To stop you being an ar$eh0le?”

 

[classic33]

Wake up - that was just a dream. Oh and it's Sunday so you can doze off again.

That bank worker from Nigeria was telling the truth in their e-mail.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Wendyball....yawn who cares?

 

[Vantage]

Oi Mr Shimano! What gives? Where's the cable adjuster? Is it invisible? Am I supposed to adjust the rear mech using thought control?
Wan*er!

 

[Threevok]

View attachment 414975 Oi Mr Shimano! What gives? Where's the cable adjuster? Is it invisible? Am I supposed to adjust the rear mech using thought control?
Wan*er!

It's on the shifter - like the front mech

Mines the same

 

[Vantage]

In my best pantomime voice...
"Oh no there isn't!"