Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
Perhaps if you wore pants that actually fit, you wouldn't look like you had 4 buttocks.
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
- Start date
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Vantage
Carbon fibre... LMAO!!!
- Location
- Behind everyone else, Bolton
You utter, utter, utter, complete and utter NOB!
It was bad enough that you decided to ring your bell an inch from my back tyre and then squeezed past on my left on the very wet and slippy grass nearly taking us both into the canal, but to then ride out into the road a minute later without looking/caring and so causing a young woman to slam her brakes on and almost crash into a wall in an attempt to avoid hitting you is taking the ****. She was almost hyperventilating thanks to you.
Get off your bike till you learn to ride it safely and competently.
It was bad enough that you decided to ring your bell an inch from my back tyre and then squeezed past on my left on the very wet and slippy grass nearly taking us both into the canal, but to then ride out into the road a minute later without looking/caring and so causing a young woman to slam her brakes on and almost crash into a wall in an attempt to avoid hitting you is taking the ****. She was almost hyperventilating thanks to you.
Get off your bike till you learn to ride it safely and competently.
roadrash
cycle chatterer
- Location
- sitting on the edge of wigan pier
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Same here.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
"You see if you signal then people know which way you're going!" In truth, I did say it...and at some volume. But no, safe from all aural and other intrusions in his little hermetically sealed twatmobile.
potsy
Rambler
- Location
- My Armchair
Next time it might be an idea to stop at the red light rather than have to do an emergency stop, luckily you realised the cars coming from your left had already entered the junction and your dramatic braking and the quick actions of the first car just about avoided a really serious crash.
Next time pay attention!!
Could smell the burning rubber from his tyres long after he'd continued on his merry way, hopefully the shock will have taught him a lesson, I doubt it though.
Next time pay attention!!
Could smell the burning rubber from his tyres long after he'd continued on his merry way, hopefully the shock will have taught him a lesson, I doubt it though.
- Location
- Inside my skull
You are a self-gratification artist of the highest order
Vantage
Carbon fibre... LMAO!!!
- Location
- Behind everyone else, Bolton
Had I been able to catch the pillock, I would've. And more.
I think we should form a CC Lynch Mob for people like him.
Vantage
Carbon fibre... LMAO!!!
- Location
- Behind everyone else, Bolton
We all know what happened to you. We all know how it's affected you. We all have varying degrees of sympathy for you. But PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STFU ABOUT IT! It's getting boring as you constantly bring it up at every opportunity.
Move on! Get over it! You bloody attention seeker!
Move on! Get over it! You bloody attention seeker!
OMG - I would love to have a licence to be able to say that without being punched.. We have people in work who line their pills up on their desk like badges of honour. All that is missing is a big neon sign saying 'PLEASE ASK ME' above their heads..
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Freiburg im Breisgau
One of the things about my job that I alternately like and loathe is that I can -indeed contractually sometimes have to- say what @Vantage is thinking.
It is a curious way to make a living at times.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
No I don't really want to go and see Gerry McAvoy's Band Of Friends tomorrow, I only went before cos Ted McKenna was playing drums but now he's dead too. I know Brendan O'Neil used to play with Rory Gallagher too but Gerry really is a twat, I've read his book and all he does is witter on about not getting paid enough (the tosser)
You are on a busy commuter train, with your 6 feral children, who seem incapable of doing anything except screaming, fighting, climbing on the seats (and on one occasion into the overhead luggage rack), running around the carriage and generally antagonising the people around them. You, meanwhile are constantly on your phone.
Giving them full-sugar Irn Bru is not going to calm them down.
Giving them full-sugar Irn Bru is not going to calm them down.
Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
If it wasn't meant to be then why do they fit together so well.....
.... And feel so good...
