Things you'd like to say, but can't

[marknotgeorge]

So, Mr phone company call centre droid, I don't sound like a Mark? How am I supposed to prove I'm who I say I am if you don't even ask me any security questions? Oh, show proof of ID in a store 180 miles away from you? How precisely is that going to help me NEXT TIME I CALL?

Oh, and you don't sound like Luke, or whatever your name was. You sound like Biffa Bacon. So nyer.

 

[Spinney]

Go for it then. What have you got to lose?

A few teeth?

 

[welsh dragon]

A few teeth?

Thats true, but hopefully it will only be a let down, not a punch in the face.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Unfortunately there are situations where the aphorism "the truth never hurts anyone" is not true at all.

Ahhh..... "A truth that's told with bad intent/Beats all the lies you can invent"

William Blake. A man whose wife said of him: " I very rarely see Mr Blake, for he is always in Paradise!"

 

[ColinJ]

Go for it then. What have you got to lose?

His liberty? (I was thinking prison, not marriage! )

 

[welsh dragon]

His lerty? (I was thinking prison, not marriage! )

It all depends on how well he knows the lady. If not at all, then say nothing. On the other hand if he does know her well then........

 

[pplpilot]

I wrote explaining I would not be taking the job you offered me as I was looking for a permanent post.

You advertised a permanent, director's post. You wait three weeks after the interview to offer me a deputy director's post and it's only at that time you point out that it's fixed term maternity cover. Nowhere in the ad or the supporting documentation did this say this was a fixed term, deputy director post. None of that was mentioned at the interview.

What I really wanted to write is that you were taking the ****. Frankly, with the you've behaved, there's no way I'd want to work for your organisation. You're either incompetent or complete chancers.

I'm in the lucky position of knowing that my skill set and experience are very much in demand. I'm also in the lucky position of not actually needing a job immediately - if I get bored I can do interim work and earn twice what you're offering.

I shall also make sure my colleagues and friends know what a shambles you are.

I would without doubt let them know this. One thing I hate is having my time wasted.

 

[KEEF]

I would like to say some naughty things to a Lady I know ....................

As it says at the top of page
Things you'd like to say, but can't

 

[Mark1978]

You will not "settle up with me in a few weeks". You just bought goods from me and you should be paying me the money. If you cant afford the stuff, then don't offer to have it. I could have sold it for twice as much by now, but though i was doing a "mate" a favour. I should have learned the first time.

(it's now 5 weeks and im thinking about posting something on this individual's facebook wall about it)

 

[Markymark]

Not so much that I daren't say it but more that I can't due to the logistical issues of the sheer scale of telling 3 billion people something.

Dear All Women,

If you don't want my opinion, don't bloody well ask for it.

 

[luckyfox]

---Warning---​

Listen, I get that your tongue is rammed firmly right up the MD's arse and you're trying to prove with every inch of you that you're worthy, but here's the thing sweetness. I could eat bullys like you for breakfast. I could tear off their heads and roll them down the lane. But I choose not to. You know why? Because I don't need to prove my worth. I already know it. I did appreciate your nasty phone call this morning attempting to talk down to me and the follow up email where you acted nice as pie. However, you were on loud speaker hunny. And that's why I'm successfully self employed and your MD would like a word...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Good luck driving your 44 ton artic down this well signposted 3.5 ton limit country road. I know where it leads, and that thing ain't gonna fit!
Hope your reversing skills are better than your sign reading.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You selfish moron. You just don't get it do you? Feck off and have another kneel like the pious pompous plonker you are.

 

[ColinJ]

Not so much that I daren't say it but more that I can't due to the logistical issues of the sheer scale of telling 3 billion people something.

Dear All Women,

If you don't want my opinion, don't bloody well ask for it.

That's one good use for Twitter! (Ok, perhaps not all women, but a sizeable and ever-increasing percentage of them.)

 

[ColinJ]

Good luck driving your 44 ton artic down this well signposted 3.5 ton limit country road. I know where it leads, and that thing ain't gonna fit!
Hope your reversing skills are better than your sign reading.

Sat Nav 3 - Dry stone walls 0?