Things you'd like to say, but can't
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Dave the Smeghead
Über Member
To my screwed up head and the fecking Episodal Cluster Headaches that I am getting every night and most days - why don't you just p1ss off and leave me alone rather than making me want to cut my head off because the pain is so bad.
And to the manager that preceded me - you were fecking useless! Why have I had to spend the last 3 months putting everything right and putting in systems that you were supposed to have put in last fecking year! You are truly the most useless c**t I have ever known!
And to the manager that preceded me - you were fecking useless! Why have I had to spend the last 3 months putting everything right and putting in systems that you were supposed to have put in last fecking year! You are truly the most useless c**t I have ever known!
swee'pea99
Squire
I came across some proper fog a while back, for the first time in the 15-odd years I've owned the car. Which was when I discovered I had no idea how to turn the fog lights on.
Cyclopathic
Veteran
- Location
- Leicester.
Have you just farted?
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
Who smelt it, dealt it.
Cyclopathic
Veteran
- Location
- Leicester.
Nah man, that's just not true. If it was mine it would smell like summer meadows. This smelt like an abattoir on a hot day during a dysentery outbreak by a tyre fire next to a fish market.
Definitely dropped by a Leicester girl then.
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
In my head....
'Arghhhh, FFS, Jesus wept, c'mon, gerra move on will ya'
One loaf and a carton of milk. Up to the tills, I hate the self service ones and always try to avoid using them...ooh, the ciggie counter is free, should I....hmmmm, the proper till has one woman at it, shes just about to start packing a modest amount...I'll use that one...it won't take long.
HOW FREEKIN WRONG CAN YOU BE
And then reality takes a grip....slow down Colin, shes just doing things as fast as she needs to, its not a race...chill down, its the weekend eh.
'Arghhhh, FFS, Jesus wept, c'mon, gerra move on will ya'
One loaf and a carton of milk. Up to the tills, I hate the self service ones and always try to avoid using them...ooh, the ciggie counter is free, should I....hmmmm, the proper till has one woman at it, shes just about to start packing a modest amount...I'll use that one...it won't take long.
HOW FREEKIN WRONG CAN YOU BE
And then reality takes a grip....slow down Colin, shes just doing things as fast as she needs to, its not a race...chill down, its the weekend eh.
noodle
Active Member
- Location
- northern monkey
Have they been asking for the skyhooks and the left-handed screwdriver again?
No they have been sent for a long stand
noodle
Active Member
- Location
- northern monkey
How long with the clusters? I suffered with them thankfully I'm now three years without an episode. They do stop
Ganymede
Veteran
- Location
- Rural Kent
SHUT THE **** UP YOU LITTLE BARSTEWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.20 this morning. The grandsons ( 5 and 7) are staying and they do not have an off-switch. And I'm not allowed to swear at them.
(I mean they're lovely and everything but O....M......G..... And Mr G and I had just had an incredibly bad night's sleep.)
6.20 this morning. The grandsons ( 5 and 7) are staying and they do not have an off-switch. And I'm not allowed to swear at them.
(I mean they're lovely and everything but O....M......G..... And Mr G and I had just had an incredibly bad night's sleep.)
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
SHUT THE **** UP YOU LITTLE BARSTEWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.20 this morning. The grandsons ( 5 and 7) are staying and they do not have an off-switch. And I'm not allowed to swear at them.
(I mean they're lovely and everything but O....M......G..... And Mr G and I had just had an incredibly bad night's sleep.)
Just think how nice it will be when you hand them back and can shut your door behind them and listen to the silence.
Ganymede
Veteran
- Location
- Rural Kent
Not till Monday morning! Their parents are away. I feel really guilty now that I am leaving Mr G with them when I go out at 10.30 - won't be back till at least 5pm - tbf he was the one who agreed to have them and I had already booked the thing I'm going to. Poor bloke looks absolutely shattered and the boys are expecting a whole day of running around outdoors!
They are great kids but the elder one in particular just loves the sound of his own voice, blither blither blither.... Still I am upstairs drinking my tea and I can hear Mr G having a laugh downstairs so I'm sure he will enjoy them, and it's fireworks tonight up at the cricket field.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
I'm sure they'll make great guys.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
