Things you've had a go at but just can't do

[palinurus]

Pulling a wheelie

 

[just jim]

taking life too seriously I just can't do it... I've tried... but I just can't.

I wish this could be me!

 

[Happiness Stan]

Popping a wheelie
Trackstanding
Keepy uppy with a football
Tying my shoelaces
Also have trouble reading a map, which as a man, I find very hard to admit to.

 

[beanzontoast]

Staying awake.

 

[zacklaws]

Playing guitar, and doing my friends wife.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I can't swim breast stroke - I'm a good swimmer with front crawl but just sink with breast stroke.

Whereas I can't do crawl (I drown) but can swim forever with breast stroke and its close cousin side stroke.

 

[chris667]

I once attended a six week beginner's badminton class. At the end, the teacher told me if I trained hard all summer I'd be able to start beginners again next term.

 

[fergal penge]

Cards, darts, chess, licking my eyebrows.

 

[upsidedown]

I was told that not being able to wink my left eye or curl my tongue was because i'm left handed.

Other things i can't do:

Kitesurfing - hang from the bar waiting for a painful landing
Kayaking - hang upside down waiting for head to connect with a rock
Singletrack mountain biking - I always look at where i don't want to go, then steer at it, can't help myself.

 

[goo_mason]

Find Limmy's Show funny.

 

[Cranky]

Cooking. Somehow I survived several years of bachelorhood without starving but I'm not sure how.

Singing. A graduate diploma in music, decades of playing experience, can play most things by ear, but can't string a tune together vocally!

And last, but definitely not least; working in institutional or corporate environments.

 

[Kirstie]

Play pool. I once got beaten at pool by one of my friends who is registered blind. That's how bad I am at it.