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Unless you're at the garden centre.Being duffed up was always preferable to getting decked.
Unless you're at the garden centre.Being duffed up was always preferable to getting decked.
...Derren Brown when he was confronted by an angry man he said "The wall outside my house is three feet tall" or something similar, the bloke was immediately on the back foot and Brown continued chatting away about utter nonsense totally defusing the situation as the angry man just didn't know how to reply
As a 17st police sergeant, my Dad once said to a miscreant in a pub fight, "Will you come quietly or do I have to tickle you in front of all your mates ?" - the chap was so dumbstruck it took all the fight out of him !
Unless you're at the garden centre.
True, true, but what would you call an altercation at a garden centre?
planted?
True, true, but what would you call an altercation at a garden centre?
Fencing?
GC
Unfortunately not, perhaps I should invest in one
It did cross my mind at the time, but couldn't think of what else to say. I read recently, could have been on here so it must be true, about Derren Brown when he was confronted by an angry man he said "The wall outside my house is three feet tall" or something similar, the bloke was immediately on the back foot and Brown continued chatting away about utter nonsense totally defusing the situation as the angry man just didn't know how to reply
This is also simular to the drop your pants and swing your willy around method of defusing a angry man situation.